Canadian Porn

February 20, 2005 at 8:35 pm (Daily Dookie)

"You know, when we move in with Ma and Garand they're gonna find out about my watching this stuff…"

Out of the blue, in the middle of a snowstorm, a week before we can possibly be moved out of here, he's thinking about his family finding out he watches CURLING? And WORRYING about it? Uh, Honey, I'm more worried about where to store the leather lingerie you've bought me. After all, it's not like they're naked…or pretty

Yeah, Honey watches Curling on CBC . Every chance he gets and he prefers women's to men's. I would totally understand the draw if it weren't sometimes as slow as watching paint dry, but there are time it is indeed that ~yawn~ slow. To me, the best way to describe curling is eight people attempting to play chess by throwing 40 pound pawns around the ice. The catch is that you have to toss them the length of an ice hockey rink and make them spin around and around on the way down.

~Shrugs~ At least there's another use for a hockey rink?

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