How Many Dogs

April 29, 2005 at 9:50 pm (Funny Shit)

I haven’t seen this one as a forward before, so thanks to Penny and her adorable-lookin’ Great Pyrenees pups for the fun.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?”

* Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a burned-out bulb?

* Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

* Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

* Rottweiler: Make me.

* Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

* Siberian Husky: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.

* Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

* Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

* Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

* Doberman Pinscher: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.

* Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark……

* Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

* Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

* Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got this headache…..

* Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there…

* Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?

* Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle….

* Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb?

* German Shepherd: Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID,”STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!”

* Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

* Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?


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