Friday Funnies

June 17, 2005 at 10:35 am (Funny Shit)

It's Redneck day here at Silly Scented Serra's house. Today's funny came from my daily Joke du Jour mailing, courtesy of LadyHawke and she naturally holds the copyright. The legalese is at the bottom and so is a way for you to get your very own Jokes du Jour.

Any one of you who's been in the IT biz has had to deal with at least one of these folks–you know the ones. They're the stellar examples of why incest laws exist. Here's a handy glossary so you can get on the same (ew) page with them:

"Hard drive" — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

"Keyboard" —- Place to hang your truck keys.

"Window" —— Place in the truck to hang your guns.

"Floppy" —— When you run out of Polygrip.

"Modem" ——- How you got rid of your dandelions.

"ROM" ——— Delicious when you mix it with
coca cola.

"Byte" ——– First word in a kiss-off phrase.

"Reboot" —— What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.

"Network" —– Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line.

"Mouse" ——- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.

"LAN" ——– To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."

"Cursor" —— What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

"bit" ——— A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch long ways."

"digital control" — What yore fingers do on the TV remote.

"packet" —— What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.

Happiest of Fridays to you, bloggers. I'll have a post later as well. There's men working in the yard–that's sure to be a winner!

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