Burning For You

July 7, 2005 at 9:31 am (Uncategorized)

From the “What a Dumbass” Department…

A 38 year old man climbed a scaffold dressed in a gasoline-soaked cape, set himself afire, then jumped into a swimming pool. After that, he climbs out, gets on one knee in front of his girlfriend, and promply proposes? From the article on Yahoo News:

“Honey, you make me hot,” he told his sweetheart, Malissa Kusiek. “I hope I’m getting the point across that I’m on fire for you.”

Shit, dude, hot is not all you are–let’s add insane, moronic, sub-normal IQ’d, obsessed, and pending blood tests either drunk, stoned or both!

I think Honey did it just fine–on one knee, in front of friends and family, and minus the gas!


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