Buy This Guy a Pound of Wax

August 24, 2005 at 11:08 am (Funny Shit)

From Bizarre News

———- Man Raises Eyebrows With New Record ————-

SARANAC, N.Y. – Almost two years ago, Frank Ame's co-worker
suggested that Ames try for a record for his bushy eyebrows.
Now, Ames has earned himself a spot in the Guinness Book of
World Records for his 3.78 inch long eyebrow hairs. The
category of longest eyebrow hair never existed until Ames
made a call to Guinness and filled out forms to officially
earn recognition. "I don't know why it grows like that; it
just always has," Ames told the Press-Republican of
Plattsburgh. Ames and his long eyebrows can now be found on
page 24 of the 2006 edition, in the "Body Parts" section.

I think this guy has a built-in hobby–waxing them weapons of mass destruction eyebrows!

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