Sunday Funnies

August 28, 2005 at 12:54 pm (Funny Shit)

And now for something completely different:

From Fark

John Cleese sells pieces of his colon

John Cleese wants to share himself with his fans.

He means that literally.

The Monty Python alum is having surgery to cure diverticulitis – a procedure that will excise portions of his colon. But instead of consigning the tissue to the medical-waste incinerators, Cleese plans to offer the spare parts to high bidders on his Web site, TV Guide Online reports.

The proceeds, he adds, “will be divided between (myself) and the very nice surgeon.”

Special note to BeoJavBoBeoBoBeoJav: I don’ wan’ none for my birfday! Could I please have some Crunchy Frog ice cream instead?

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