For Beo

September 30, 2005 at 11:05 pm (Funny Shit)

…who will beat me severely about the head and shoulders.

A girl went out on a date with a trumpet player, and
when she came back her roommate asked, "Well,
how was it? Did his embouchure make him a great
kisser?"

"Nah," the first girl replied. "That dry, tight, tiny little
pucker; it was no fun at all."

The next night she went out with a tuba player, and
when she came back her roommate asked, "Well,
how was his kissing?"

"Ugh!" the first girl exclaimed. "Those huge, rubbery,
blubbery, slobbering slabs of meat; oh, it was just
gross!"

The next night she went out with a French horn player,
and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well,
how was his kissing?"

"Well," the first girl replied, "his kissing was just so-so;
but I loved the way he held me!"

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