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October 14, 2005 at 6:00 am (Your Psychic Fiend)

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It’s that time again, folks–time for another round of Ask Your Psychic Fiend! For those new to the phenomenon, Ask Your Psychic Fiend is a Friday feature where the insane little pseudo-psychic inside of me takes your questions, plays with something to find the answers, then posts them for your shits and grins. Anyone may ask, the only charge is an occasional comment.

Here’s the fine print:

Note that the “Ask Your Psychic Fiend” feature is for entertainment purposes only. Use “Ask Your Psychic Fiend” for skin use only in diluted form, as it can cause irritation and sensitivities if used uncut. Do not ask questions which might expose any confidential issues, identities, relationships or other sensitive topics. If there’s a remote possibility you’ll read YPF’s response and think, “That’s not funny motherfucker!” then don’t ask that fucking question. Do not taunt Your Psychic Fiend. Psychic Fiend is a trademark-pending product of Knightdreams, Inc. All rights and copyrights are reserved to D. J. Lovely. All answers are meant in good fun–in other words, if you can’t take a joke then don’t Ask Your Psychic Fiend anything because you won’t like the answers.

Oh, and fuck you if you can’t take a joke.

Answers will be posted Friday and this post will be stuck to the top of the blog until 6 am Friday. New posts will appear under it (assuming I get over blogger’s block and fucking write them), so make sure you peek under this post for them.

UPDATE: It’s Saturday morning and I’m working on the answers–the catch is that I feel like someone shoved rebar down my throat all night long, pulling it out thru my ear every fifth stroke. I have some of the answers done, but hope to finish this before the end of the day.

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