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October 21, 2005 at 6:00 am (Your Psychic Fiend)

It’s that time again, folks–time for another round of Ask Your Psychic Fiend! I’m really surprised you all like it so much. The folks here think I’ve lost my mind when I type, giggle, type my way thru an edition, but tough shit.

Here’s the fine print:

Note that the “Ask Your Psychic Fiend” feature is for entertainment purposes only. “Ask Your Psychic Fiend” is water-soluble, non-non-toxic, and Haz Mat Category IV. If “Ask Your Psychic Fiend” catches fire, do not attempt to fight it–call 911, scream your death scream, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye. Do not ask questions which might expose any confidential issues, identities, relationships or other sensitive topics. If you’re easily offended, don’t post a question, because you’re likely to really fucking hate the answer. Do not taunt Your Psychic Fiend. Psychic Fiend is a trademark-pending product of Knightdreams, Inc. All rights and copyrights are reserved to D. J. Lovely. All answers are meant in good fun–in other words, if you can’t take a joke then don’t Ask Your Psychic Fiend anything because you won’t like the answers.

Oh, and fuck you if you can’t take a joke.

Answers will be posted Friday and this post will be stuck to the top of the blog until 6 am Friday. New posts will appear under it as my oxygen-starved brain begins to function again, so make sure you peek under this post for them.


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