Comment Me Now and Update

December 26, 2005 at 6:00 am (Your Psychic Fiend)

It's Ask Your Psychic Fiend time again, ladies, germs, and others. Martha emailed again, this time asking when "that nice psychic girl" was going to make good on her promise to service her old buds over there in Alderson. Guess it made the Field sort of paranoid, because she's really been a good Fiend.

For those new to the blog, you post your questions in the comments section of this post, then the little sociopath answers them. Heaven help her if she mouths off this week. Martha emailed me again this past week–seems some of her buddies from Alderson are looking for fresh fish, so YPF knows the penalty for pissing me off.

Here's the asswaiver:

Note that the "Ask Your Psychic Fiend" feature is for entertainment purposes only. "Ask Your Psychic Fiend" is water-soluble, non-non-toxic, and Haz Mat Category IV. If "Ask Your Psychic Fiend" catches fire, do not attempt to fight it–call 911, scream your death scream, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye. Do not ask questions which might expose any confidential issues, identities, relationships or other sensitive topics. If you're easily offended, don't post a question, because you're likely to really fucking hate the answer. Do not microwave Your Psychic Fiend. Do not water Your Psychic Fiend after midnight PST. Psychic Fiend is a trademark-pending product of Knightdreams, Inc. All rights and copyrights are reserved to D. J. Lovely. All answers are meant in good fun–in other words, if you can't take a joke then don't Ask Your Psychic Fiend anything because you won't like the answers.

Oh, and fuck you if you can't take a joke.

Since the incident Saturday, I've been feeling like hammered shit–easily chilled, running low fevers, headaches, and more body aches than I thought I had body parts. So the blogging is slow, as are other things going on (VERY sorry Val–soon as I feel better).

UPDATE: I've moved this post to stick to the top of the blog until Monday. No, I don't have enough wrong with me (fever, heavy cough, sneezing, headache, body aches) but the coughing and sneezing have thrown my back out. Yes, on Christmas Eve. Nice, yes?

Anyhoo, I'll take questions until Monday morning due to the horribledays and my back. I should be able to post answers then.

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