Farking funny

February 19, 2006 at 11:22 am (Funny Shit)

The only thing I like better than stupid Michigan cops is stupid Michigan crooks

Quick response by Owosso police nabs break-in suspects

By ART BUKOWSKI, Argus-Press Staff Writer

Freshly fallen snow ruined the plans of two men who robbed Harrand’s, Inc. in Owosso early Friday.

QUICK action by Owosso police led to the arrest of two men suspected of robbing Harrand’s party store, 620 E. Oliver St., early Friday morning. The men will be charged in Shiawassee County 66th District Court.

Both men were arrested at a house on North Park Street after police followed the tracks of a shopping cart they filled with beer and cigarettes and pushed away from the party store.

Owosso Deputy Police Chief Mike Rau said officers responded to an alarm at Harrand’s around 4:10 a.m. Friday. The shop’s glass door had been shattered, but no one was in sight – then officers noticed a strange set of tracks in the snow.

“The (officers) didn’t even really know what they were following at first, it looked like a sled,” Rau said.

Officers followed the tracks to a house on the 500 block of North Park Street, where they arrested a 19-year-old Owosso resident who confessed to the robbery. After obtaining a search warrant, officers entered the house and arrested the second suspect, a 20-year-old Battle Creek resident.

I can just hear the conversation:

“Lookit all the beer! Ooooh, and smokes too!”

“Too bad we can’t carry more.”

“Hey, here’s a cart. No one will miss it.”

Dumbasses.

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