STICKY POST: Comment Me Now

March 10, 2006 at 6:00 am (Your Psychic Fiend)

This post is stuck to the top of the blog until Thursday March 9. Scroll down for newest posts.

Well, I did what you all suggested. I untied one leg on that little hobag Your Psychic Fiend. Then I took the tape off her mouth and heard, “For the love of all that’s holy, I’ll be a good figment of your imagination! Just LET ME THE FUCKING HELL OUT OF HERE!”

Everything sounded sufficiently penitent, except for that f-bomb.

So, I taped her back up and told her I’ll turn her loose next Friday for a little blogging. Meanwhile, back here at the ranch, she’ll need questions to answer, so please put them in the comments for this post. Remember the guidelines: If you’ll be offended by a flippant, snotty, bitchy or otherwise inappropriate answer to your question; if you don’t want anyone to know about the subject you’re asking about; if there’s any other reason you might not like the reaction to your question, then you are best off not asking it here. Your Psychic Fiend cannot be counted on to be nice, polite, caring, considerate or concerned. Ever.

And, as always, there’s one governing rule: Fuck you if you can’t take a joke.

I’ll put this up sticky style until next Friday the 10th. New posts will appear underneath, so get off your lazy mouses and scroll.

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