This Week’s RbW

April 4, 2006 at 1:18 pm (Raised by Wolves)

This week’s nominee for the Raised by Wolves Award is a youth minister in Liberty, MO. Aw, he’s such an adorable, kind, gentle dude too, aside from his sudden switch to Rochambeau, South Park style. Via CNN:

Youth minister smites dodgeball opponent

LIBERTY, Missouri (AP) — A youth minister was charged with assault for allegedly knocking down a 16-year-old boy and kicking him in the groin after taking a head shot from the teen in a dodgeball game.

David M. Boudreaux, 27, was charged Wednesday with one count of third-degree assault. According to court documents, the incident happened in February at Crescent Lake Christian Academy.

The article goes on to describe how a youth minister, supposedly called to minister to kids, left a teenage boy pissing blood and concussed. Why would such a FINE example of a man of God be moved to such violence? Did he catch the boy beating on another kid? Was the 16 year old dealing drugs on God’s time? If so, did he run out before the minister placed his own order?

Nay.

This newest member of Serra’s RbW Hall of Fame beat the bloody piss out of a kid BECAUSE THE KID HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A DODGEBALL.

What? I didn’t stutter. The kid nailed him in the head–

OK, I gotcha. I can’t fucking believe the petty childishness carried out by this supposedly responsible and caring adult either.

The article continues:

Boudreaux later apologized, prosecutors said.

I hope it was for making Jeebus cry too, because you totally know he did make Jeebus cry, just like He does when Boudreaux masturbates to child porn, uses the offering money for hookers and blow, and for making even his wolf foster parents sad because he’s not only a shitty excuse for a minister, but he’d be a shitty excuse for a wolf, an anteater, and/or a cockroach crack whore.

Raising my hand over the toilet handle…Here’s to you, David Boudreau.

FLUUUUUSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I, Serra, High Priestess of Pissed-Off, do hereby consign your soul to the location of its peers.

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