May 18, 2006 at 9:55 am (Fuck off and Die Thursday)

This week's Fuck off and Die Thursday is dedicated to my favorite kind of dumbass–the one who, despite huge piles of warnings and police activity aimed at catching him, still thinks he won't be the one popped by the po-po. Arrogance, stupidity and a distorted sense of anonymity combine to convince online sexual predators that "they" won't be the ones who wind up on "Dateline NBC," only to find themselves trying to talk their way out of why they're in the home where someone (who's told them they're severely underage ) told them to come if they want what they typed in that chat room to be real-life.

So–to the 24 men caught in April during yet another sting run by Dateline NBC, Florida police and the watchdog group Perverted Justice, FUCK OFF AND DIE! You're the reason I watch my kid's MySpace profile and blog, you twisted fuck! Everyone needs to be able to function in cyberspace these days, and shit-for-brained sorry excuses for humans like yourselves make for a dangerous environment.

To the men who truly believe they're talking to a 14 year old girl who wants them to show up with condoms, Viagra, booze, porn, ropes, duct tape and whatever else makes their pants dance (ew), FUCK OFF AND DIE!

And, a special personal shout out to Johnny Masters of Ormond Beach, FL, who set up a nice little bus ride for what he thought was a 13 year old boy (who in fact was a Lousiana detective well above the age of consent) who'd make a wonderful (blech!) sex slave, FUCK OFF AND DIE! Being called out by name, arrested, tried and (if there's a Dog running the Universe) convicted not just for being a sick bastard but for being a stupid fuckbag is the LEAST you deserve, so don't even bother whining that you found this link or this blog. Fuck you, the horse you rode in on and the dog's ass who looks like you!

And lastly, to the people who have done so much to raise the Google standing of a search for the words "Online Predator Sting" to a colossal 285,000 hits, FUCK OFF AND DIE. Painfully. Horribly.

To find out about FOADT, go see the Professional Redhead. She's got the details.



  1. MoeThatsMe said,

    very in the spirit – I second your vote!

  2. vanessa said,

    I personnally hope they do not fuck off (a special torture for them would be if they never could again) but I certainly wish them to die.

  3. Serra said,


    Vanessa–Gotta agree there. Maybe I should start “Cut off your Dick and Die” day?

  4. Blair Bitch said,

    I agree with everything you said HOWEVER, I think that all these Fuck Off and Die Thursdays should be dedicated solely to your ex and his mother!

  5. The Ultimate Groupie said,

    I’ve been hooked on the Dateline “To Catch a Predator” series. It’s amazing how many preverts are out there. I bet that if they set up something like this in every city, one fourth of the male population (perhaps even some females) will end up being arrested. It hink that’s the statistic, something like one in four. To make things worse, I keep on thinking about all the guys I know through work, etc. That means 1 in every 4 of my friends can potentially be a predator. That is just the reality.

  6. Serra said,

    Blair Bitch–I bitch about them on the other days of the week. The world’s just too full of stupidity not to dedicate a day to stupidity outside my little world.

    Ultimate Groupie–What amazes me is that you never see ANY teenage boys showing up here. While it may be various degrees of legal to have a teenager show up for sex with another teen, it’s still something I see missing from the coverage of the sting operations. Knowing how people lie about themselves on the Net, I could just picture some 14 year old boy pretending to be 30 to get laid.

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