Gone Fishin’

September 23, 2008 at 4:50 pm (Uncategorized)

I no longer update this blog, due to morons beyond my control. Instead it’s an archive site for articles I want to keep.

If you know me and want to know where I write (and show off my soap) now, email me–if you know me you have the email.


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You should hear…

May 24, 2006 at 10:53 am (Uncategorized)

…how she talks about you, before jumping to her defense.

It's been an interesting three days. I've been forced to sanitize this place and I'm STILL getting demands on what should be here. SO sorry to disappoint, but there's absolutely no grounds for any further objections here–legal names are removed as agreed, but you as the other party aren't holding up your end. In fact you've decided that you should "defend" someone else I had an issue with and are attempting to demand I do something about her.

Perhaps this person who thinks I'm her bitch should get a clue–the person who's asking for defense isn't telling the truth.  She's telling you I lied to her, when in point of fact she screwed me on an $80 order!  SHE lied to ME for THREE WEEKS about the reason she couldn't pay me. I took the time to find out the other side of the story I was told, and found out the truth.  Where on Earth is it that I did anything WRONG? 

Get the facts straight–SHE did me dirty on a business deal. SHE is the one not reputable. And SHE has lied to YOU as well.

My momma taught me, "If someone lies to you, they're lying about you, sure as flies on shit."

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May 15, 2006 at 10:10 am (Uncategorized)

Due to the multiple requests for my allowing donations to the cause of getting my ass the hell OUT of here, I’m making a donation option available. No one is obligated and I totally understand people not donating, so no need to ‘splain in comments. I hate to do this but with the email I’m getting I think it’s time I did. Here’s the button:

OK, here is NOT the button! I can’t make the damned thing post and I don’t know why. My email is serrathescented_fuckspam@gmail.com if anyone’s interested in donating to the cause. Simply remove the _fuckspam to get thecorrect email.

If anyone can help me get this showing I’d sure appreciate it. I’d also appreciate a hand on getting the freakin’ LINKS to show!

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May 7, 2006 at 5:14 pm (Uncategorized)

I was presented with a dilemma last night, and I'm not sure what to do.

One of the issues leading me to handing my engagement ring back was that my basic needs keep being the ones put on the back burner, while less-than-basic needs of Honey's were higher priority. One particularly strangling one for me was that repairs to put my car back on the road weren't a priority (but fixing Honey's air conditioning in his car was).

Last night I was made an offer I'm having trouble with:  He will pay ALL expenses relating to getting my car back on the road, including insurance and tags.


In return, I have to agree to live here until September. After Labor Day weekend, I could either load the car and leave, or stay and resume our relationship.

I responded that I wasn't for sale.

Did I take this wrong, or was it the manipulative bullshit I felt it was? 

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Making MUD

May 5, 2006 at 4:33 pm (Uncategorized)

This weekend, the owners of the MUD I Admin for are away, leaving me with shitloads of insane people who haven't taken their Ritalin.  I probably won't get much blogging done, but you can come create a character and help keep me sane if you're bored. I play under the name Serra, same as here.

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Complaint Department

April 9, 2006 at 11:39 am (Uncategorized)

Click here to sign my Graffiti
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Please Welcome

March 2, 2006 at 10:14 am (Housekeeping, Other Bloggers, Uncategorized, Your Psychic Fiend)

In lieu of doing a full Housekeeping post, I'm posting a request for a welcome for Miss Ann Thrope, this week's BE renter. She's a scream, plain and simple. She and her husband (Mister Cranky Fucking Pants, thank you very much) do much to light their piece of the Interwebnets, and I think you'll enjoy her as much as I do.

She's easy to find–simply click on her thumbnail over there under my pussy or hit this link.

In a completely different vein, do you think it's time to untie Your Psychic Fiend and let her blog a little?

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And here, y’all thought I was fullofshit

February 15, 2006 at 7:23 pm (Uncategorized)

take the psi-q psychic test yourself

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Forks in the Road

February 6, 2006 at 1:28 pm (Daily Dookie, Housekeeping, Other Bloggers, Uncategorized, Your Psychic Fiend)

It’s the weekend, and I have a couple of things on my mind.

First–Scott over at Scooter’s 9th Green is still my renter, and well worth the click on his thumbnail over on the sidebar. I picked him because his tastes in music and media are much different than mine, and I’m not under the illusion that you all 100% agree with a woman who has bought only one album recorded after 1990. He’s good reading so go check him out.

The other matter on my mind today is Ask Your Psychic Fiend. Mostly, I’m wondering if you’re all getting bored with this one. I’m finding myself running out of ideas, honestly, but I seem to find new ones when I need them, so it’s only a secondary issue as far as I’m concerned. I’ll dig out what I need to if I keep writing Ask YPF; the real question is “Do you really want me to?”

I refuse to start a survey–it just reminds me too much of skank-assed soapers who have to keep checking their personal popularity by setting up polls like, “Should I ever wash my stank ass? Yes/No/Why–you smell perfectly like roses no matter how many years it’s been since you’ve actually used soap” Please, just put your opinions in the comments for this post. I’m going to stick it to the top of the blog for 24 hours, so everyone gets a chance to see it.

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Oh, come on, it’s a good one

February 4, 2006 at 2:16 pm (Uncategorized)

Quit sniveling–I very seldom post quizzes anymore.

Your results:
You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)

Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
River (Stowaway)
Derrial Book (Shepherd)
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)
Inara Serra (Companion)
A Reaver (Cannibal)
Wash (Ship Pilot)
Honest and a defender of the innocent.
You sometimes make mistakes in judgment
but you are generally good and
would protect your crew from harm.
Click here to take the “Which Serenity character are you?” quiz…

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Beo–Don’t read this or you’ll go blind

January 25, 2006 at 11:23 am (Uncategorized)

Laurie over at Stranded in Suburbia has tagged me. Although I hate tags for memes, I love Laurie, so I’m going to bend over and take it like a man. Beo, don’t say the title didn’t warn you–skip this post and go find something over at Jesster’s to read.

Seriously, bro, don’t read this one.

Didn’t you leave yet?

OK, I think he’s gone now, so on with the meme.

The rules: The tagged victim lists 8 different points of their perfect lover/partner, mentioning the sex of said partner.

Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on a post letting them know they’ve been tagged. If tagged before, no need to contribute.

8 attributes of my perfect (if such a thing exists) lover:

1. Sense of humor–must be intelligent and somewhat twisted. The occasional juvenile humor’s ok, but if your best funny line is, “heheheh…you said sex,” it’s not going to cut it. Also remember that too many puns will get you beaten upside the head with the remote control.

2. Honesty–If you can’t be honest with me you have no business in my bed or in my life. Life is too short to fuck with a liar on any level.

3. Maturity–I do not like saying, “ooooh, riiight there, now a little harder” one minute and “Do I really have to tell you that picking your nose just isn’t attractive? No it isn’t all right because we’re sleeping together,” the next. Anyone with a case of Peter Pan Syndrome need NOT waste my time. Been there, done that, and he stole the T-shirt because he thought it was cool.

4. Supportive–If someone expects me to back them 100%, he must be ready to do the same for me. I’m not a high-maintenance girl, but don’t expect me to stick behind you if you pull the rug out from under me.

5. Drive–My partner, above all, must have drive. I don’t just mean a sex drive–any imbecile who has passed puberty has a sex drive. I mean that he must want more from life than sex, TV and food. I’ve been here, done this, and I simply need more.

6. Understanding–I’m not perfect, either physically or mentally. I work on myself mentally all the time, but physically there isn’t much I can do because of the fouled-up back surgery. I don’t expect physical perfection either, so remember that any standards you apply to me should reflect an understanding of the facts at work in both our lives.

7. GIVE and take–I emphasize the “give” portion because too many people exist who forget that part of the equation. I have needs too, and while I expect a good portion of our “us” time to focus on you, I have an equal expectation that another good portion will focus on me.

8. Practicality–Another quality I especially look for after dealing with one too many people who lack it. I really don’t like dealing with people who have no common sense; I have little patience for it.

Guess that’s it. I’m not tagging anyone. If you want to do this meme just leave me a comment.

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Quiz Minute

December 8, 2005 at 8:20 pm (Uncategorized)


?? Which Natural Wonder Or Disaster Are You ??
brought to you by Quizilla

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Yeah, another quiz

November 10, 2005 at 8:30 am (Uncategorized)


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Comment Me Now!

September 23, 2005 at 6:00 am (Uncategorized, Your Psychic Fiend)

It’s that time again, folks–time for another round of Ask Your Psychic Fiend! For those new to the phenomenon, Ask Your Psychic Fiend is a Friday feature where the insane little pseudo-psychic inside of me takes your questions, plays with something to find the answers, then posts them for your shits and grins. Anyone may ask, the only charge is an occasional comment or vote on Top Blogs (that UPS-colored thingy under my pussy in the sidebar).

Here’s the fine print:

Note that the “Ask Your Psychic Fiend” feature is for entertainment purposes only. Use “Ask Your Psychic Fiend” for skin use only in diluted form, as it can cause irritation and sensitivities if used uncut. Do not ask questions which might expose any confidential issues, identities, relationships or other sensitive topics. If there’s a remote possibility you’ll read YPF’s response and think, “That’s not funny motherfucker!” then don’t ask that fucking question. Do not taunt Your Psychic Fiend. Psychic Fiend is a trademark-pending product of Knightdreams, Inc. All rights and copyrights are reserved to D. J. Lovely. All answers are meant in good fun–in other words, if you can’t take a joke then don’t Ask Your Psychic Fiend anything because you won’t like the answers.

Oh, and fuck you if you can’t take a joke.

Answers will be posted Friday and this post will be stuck to the top of the blog until 6 am Friday. New posts will appear under it (assuming I get over blogger’s block and fucking write them), so make sure you peek under this post for them.

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A Cyborg Lives Inside of Me

August 27, 2005 at 12:11 pm (Uncategorized)

Synthetic Electronic Repair and Research Android

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Totally Whoring Out

August 23, 2005 at 11:42 pm (Uncategorized)

If you like what you read, vote for this blog on the Top Blogs website by clicking the little Brown and Orange icon underneath the kittykitty over there in the sidebar. Please? Pretty please?

/me ends whoring out

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Calling all Twin Cities Area Runners

August 21, 2005 at 9:24 pm (Uncategorized)

Here’s the deal:

I have a friend in Wisconsin who wants to run the Twin Cities marathon, but online signup is full. Is there another way to sign up? Feels free to email me at serrathescented at gmail.com or leave a post in the comments section.


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My Blogging Type

July 18, 2005 at 9:19 am (Uncategorized)

Found at http://www.blogthings.com

Your Blogging Type is Confident and Insightful
You’ve got a ton of brain power, and you leverage it into brilliant blog.
Both creative and logical, you come up with amazing ideas and insights.
A total perfectionist, you find yourself revising and rewriting posts a lot of the time.
You blog for yourself – and you don’t care how popular (or unpopular) your blog is!
What’s Your Blogging Personality?

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I’m a Great Big Attention Ho

July 12, 2005 at 11:40 pm (Uncategorized)

Hi faithful (and other) readers:

If you like the blog, go vote–it’s that brown and orange, UPS-lookin’ button in the sidebar right under the kitty. Votes are reset every Sunday at Midnight, so please do me a favor and keep that number in the silly box small.

I don’t ask for much.

Do I?

Thank you!

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Burning For You

July 7, 2005 at 9:31 am (Uncategorized)

From the “What a Dumbass” Department…

A 38 year old man climbed a scaffold dressed in a gasoline-soaked cape, set himself afire, then jumped into a swimming pool. After that, he climbs out, gets on one knee in front of his girlfriend, and promply proposes? From the article on Yahoo News:

“Honey, you make me hot,” he told his sweetheart, Malissa Kusiek. “I hope I’m getting the point across that I’m on fire for you.”

Shit, dude, hot is not all you are–let’s add insane, moronic, sub-normal IQ’d, obsessed, and pending blood tests either drunk, stoned or both!

I think Honey did it just fine–on one knee, in front of friends and family, and minus the gas!

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